Step 1: Boil water. Step 2: Add noodles. Step 3: Wait 2 minutes. Actual Step 3: Wait 9 minutes and 47 seconds, burn the pan twice, eat standing over the stove at midnight because you're too hungry to plate it properly. The 2-minute promise has been aggressively lying to Indian households since 1983 and somehow we keep coming back. Every hostel. Every late night. Every exam season. It was there. Just not in 2 minutes. This shirt is for every Indian who has ever stood in a kitchen at 1am waiting for noodles that were never, ever going to be ready in 2 minutes. Made from premium combed ring-spun cotton — soft, heavyweight feel, retail fit. Professionally printed on black with our premium dark garment method for vibrant, lasting color that doesn't fade or crack. Available in Black. Runs true to size. Ships from the US. Processing 2–5 business days. Drama Supply Co. — ready in 2 minutes. (It's not ready in 2 minutes.)
PRODUCT DETAILS
— 100% ring-spun cotton
— 6.1 oz heavyweight garment-dyed fabric
— Relaxed unisex fit
— Sizes S to 3XL
— Double-needle topstitched collar, twill-taped neck and shoulders
— DSC outside neck label
CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
FIT NOTES
Runs true to size. For an oversized look, size up one.
SOURCING
OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes, U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol member.
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) |
| S |
18 ¼ |
26 ⅝ |
16 ¼ |
| M |
20 ¼ |
28 |
17 ¾ |
| L |
22 |
29 ⅜ |
19 |
| XL |
24 |
30 ¾ |
20 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
31 ⅝ |
21 ¾ |
| 3XL |
27 ¾ |
32 ½ |
23 ¼ |
| 4XL |
29 ¾ |
33 ½ |
24 ⅝ |
| |
WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) |
| S |
46.4 |
67.6 |
41.3 |
| M |
51.4 |
71.1 |
45 |
| L |
55.9 |
74.6 |
48.3 |
| XL |
61 |
78.1 |
52 |
| 2XL |
66 |
80.3 |
55.3 |
| 3XL |
70.5 |
82.6 |
59 |
| 4XL |
75.6 |
85 |
62.6 |
